You know I had always suspected that Taco Bell's beef was the combination of everything that was wrong with society during the Watts riots and now this recipe that just got released since Taco Bell was recently sued for false advertising confirms what I suspected.
Taco Bell's 'beef' is merely a pinch of ground beef anus, Keri Hilson's ground down corn shavings, a sprinkle of white guilt, a splash of Jermaine Jackson activator, a teaspoon of Michael Jackson's original nose and some of Gary Coleman's ash that gives it that signature juicy yet dry texture..
The actual recipe is rumored to contain "35% beef with the rest being water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.
According to official reports: "The meat mixture sold by Taco Bell restaurants contains binders and extenders and does not meet the minimum requirements set by the U.S. Department of Agriculture to be labeled as "beef," according to the legal complaint.
Attorney Dee Miles said attorneys had Taco Bell's "meat mixture" tested and found it contained less that 35 percent beef.
The lawsuit on behalf of Taco Bell customer and California resident Amanda Obney does not seek monetary damages, but asks the court to order Taco Bell to be honest in its advertising...
I was more surprised by Sammy Sosa's dramatic skin transformation than I was with this tidbit of rundown information. I never fugged with Taco Bell that often, that FRAUDULENT ASS EXCUSE of 'beef' it just never looked right sitting there, like some reclaimed diarrhea from a college dorms septic system.. NAWL! As someone who was born with Freedom Papers in hand I refuse to eat this poor excuse for some slave scrappings.. NOPE, NOT NOW, NOT EVER! 100% beef for me.. WE'SE FREE!
Via: Geekologie
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