Change IV A Dollar

I want to shop in thrift stores in Singapore, wear tarnished bangles and too many rings.

I'm a dork. But I'm slowly beginning to be okay with it. I'm under the impression that when undork people see things like this:

their breathing pattern doesn't become irregular, they don't feel in a sense of panic, get sweaty palms on occasion, or unconsicously put the rest of the world on mute.

It's just not normal.