Cloud 10 Status: Snooki Covers Jersey Shore

Sigh..Snooki looks like a stuffed cannelloni perched atop a rocket..

Everyone's SOME of our favorite by birth Chilean/Italian wanna-be, Gorilla Juicehead smushing Guidette of an Oompa Loompa Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is covering the latest edition of Rolling Stones.  The industry is definitely taking note of the big bucks associated with reality stars.  Musicians and other superstars in the industry who are actually famous for actual reasons that are not associated with GTL and being DTF are super pissy!  Ne-Yo and Pink have both expressed their dismay at Snooki covering a music Bible like Rolling Stone. Check out Ne-Yo and Pink's reactions over at Necole Bitchie and HERE <-- OH THEY MAD HUH?

In Rolling Stone Snooki states:

On Future Endeavors
"Polizzi has big plans for her future. "When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs," she says. "If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's getting married!' What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions...I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"

On being Filmed All The Time
 "Being filmed 24/7 is incredibly stressful. "It messes with your head," Polizzi says. "That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink. We're living in a house for two months with that shit. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras."

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I for one love Jersey Shore, me and my gf Kina watch religiously every week and yes it really does not have much of an impact on academia or good sense for that matter. But, we all know a Vinny, a Snooki, a Ronnie, a Situation, so stop being pretentious and just know that these folks are popular because we can all relate to them and their crazy antics in one way or the other.  Whether you acknowledge it or not these folks are apart of pop culture and have probably cemented their place in Pop History.  They make me laugh from a nice hearty place that I usually reserve for my greatest, show-stopping poots! Viva La Jewrzee Shaw!


Jersey Shore Dictionary 
Smushing - Scrumping, getting laid, laying pipe, F**king etc.
Gorilla Juicehead - A large, steroid injected, bottle of gel wearing, Ed Hardy t-shirt wearing, burnt orange individual usually found attractive by Guidettes.
DTF - Down To F**K
GTL - Gym-Tan-Laundry
Guidette - A Sunkist orange, fake tan sprayed, boobs on full blast, usually conveniently sitting right in their throat region, hair filled with 32 chemicals that relegates any movement null and void, makeup smeared girl that has an affection for Italian food and accents.

LV