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| I am sure Gabby Sidibe's agent is negotiating her endorsement of this product.. |
Eau De Pork Chops.. Bacon Bits Garden.. you gotta be some real FAT, SLOPPY, Lardtard if you gonna really walk around smelling like some of the bacon grease from your Granny's window sill. The whole bacon movement is on its last artery clogging leg. Bacon soap, bacon lip gloss, bacon floss, bacon ice cream sundaes.. I mean who REALLY is that obsessed with pork though?
"Bacon Cologne ($36) includes just a hint of bacon essence in its Gold (citrus) and Classic (spicy maple) fragrances to give you all the allure of a cooked hog. It was bound to happen."
I wonder how a Muslim would feel if you sprayed this on them though?? This is like their #Crytinite (Kryptonite in Tyresean)
Via: Uncrate
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