I visited a Herve Leger boutique a while back. Clearly, I'm already in the wrong. If you aren't familiar with Herve, he designed the infamous bandage dress:
I'm a thin woman, but I have a little curve to me so I thought one of these dresses would showcase them a little better.
And boy, did it.
I walked in there all hoity-toity like I could buy out the bar (it's a figure of speech, don't worry about it), so when I peeked at the price tag I had to avoid looking at the sales associate directly in the eye.
$5,900.00!
Oh, but you don't understand; this gown was magnificent. I can't even imagine having any place to go that's spectacular enough to wear this dress, but believe me, I'd wear it to the grocery store.
Turns out, Miley Cyrus and I share the same vice.
Hag. I figure, it's immoral to call The Hannah Montana what I really want to call her.
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